"That won't happen to me. Will it???? Can it???? Maybe.... No.... Yes.... It did!!!! Crud!!!!: A Memoir

Preface

I never thought that this would happen to me....

There was just no way....

It was imposable....

How could it?

Chapter One:

I was asked

A couple months ago I was at church. My sunday school teacher gave me one of those slips of paper that have a little piece of tape on the end so you can loop it around your wrist so you can remeber. It said I had a talk on the following Sunday.

After church I typed it up on the computer and printed it.

It was all ready for church this next week....

* * *

Sunday had come and I was ready.

We went to church.

After Sacrament meeting I, of coarse went to my meeting. After we started, one of my leaders asked if I had my talk ready. I went through a thousand deaths. I had forgotten it! She was very understanding and told everyone that we only had a prayer, with only saying, SO AND SO WILL GIVE THE PRAYER TODAY.

Next week came and I went to my meeting. And guess what? I forgot my talk again! I just gave it by memory.

Fin

Author's Note

What is so Ironic about that story is that

I always thought how embarrassing it would

be for someone to forget their talk, and

what are the odds it happened to me!

This is a true story.