Thursday, March 11, 2010

The script for the pow-wow merit badge. Enjoy!







“THE BROKEN BOTTLE: a tragedy of glass and the danger of thoughtless foolishness.”




{Cy is on the bed groaning.  Calvin walks over to him and kneels down on bed.}



CALVIN: “OH! My poor brutha’! You are burning with illness!
Here, {Pick up bottle off stool} the doctor instructed us to take this every hour to heal you of the scarlet fever.  Drink this:”

{Let Cy drink from the bottle, then put it back down on the stool.}

CALVIN: “I shall read you Tess of the D’Urbervilles.

{Flip through it, find a page and read it}

CALVIN: {Glance at bottle} “OH NO!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS NOT TONIC, THIS IS BLOOD ACID!!!!!!!!
“Of course!!! It is so simple! The doctor was drunk when he came to us; I could smell the alcohol upon his breath!!!
“Curses!! Curses!!! Curses!!!!!”

{Fling arms about and knock off bottle off the stool.}

CALVIN: “OH NO!!!!! THE BOTTLE HAS BROKEN, AND THE GLASS HAS CUT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE POISON IS SEEPING INTO MY BLOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

{Start screaming really loudly and fall back.}

CALVIN: {Quietly} “You are now dead, and I… am also.”

{Close eyes, and let hand fall off bed dramatically}


Finis


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